Norway to go!

Performer: Krogsrud & Teisberg

Album: Archie Marvellous

Their description: Beautiful, beautiful songs from a magnificent Norwegian band. The album is packed with melodic pop music, guaranteed to grow on you. Fresh, magical tunes, following the steps of Beatles, Waterboys, Talk Talk, U2, Coldplay, Pink Floyd, R.E.M and maybe A-ha

My review: I'm inclined to believe everything they say. Judging from their cover, Norway is the place to be. Imagine what it must feel like to be young Teisberg there: standing at the edge of the Barents Sea, your cool-as-a-lutefisk posture betraying your absolute confidence that the beautiful maiden Krogsrud has indeed stopped to take a second remorseful glance back before rushing back to her homestead before night falls. She'll be back, Teisberg...she'll be back...

Plus, Archie Marvellous is a great nickname for my penis.

Greatest hits:

• Feel So Fine (damn right, Teisberg. Damn right.)
• Right Between Mistakes (ahhhhhhhh young love.)
• To the Little Man (this one's for you, Archie!)